"A room, dark. A single candle illuminates a single corner. A 1970's Laz-E-Boy sits lonefully in the corner. (Zoom in to chair)

Spooky Man
Welcome my friends.....to my

humble abode
(Pan around, reveals old dude sitting in chair smoking an Indian peace pipe or something)

Spooky Dude
I hope...you're enjoying your stay. (CU on evil grin)

Okay enough of that. Um, yeah. Well, in recent news, my Scanner is broken! Isn't that great! Haha! But no really, this is good, cause now I'll have some time to upload the videos of me and some other guys dressed as ninjas chuggin' it through some rural district. It's great. No really. I kid you not.
On another note, hats off to Dick Butkus. Secondly, I would like to thank the producers of IGPX for creating a new television series that will fail as quickly as a Micheal Jackson float in Disneyland. That it truely an accomplishment. But seriously, the show (and I've only seen it twice) is more boring than Ghost in the Shell. (And for all you Ghost in the Shell fans...it's a boring show. Get over it.)

Also, and I say this was deep regret. I might be moving. No, nevermind, I'm just messing with your heads. But seriously, Hats off to Endling! . I mean really. Check out his "EverAfter" stuff. I mean seriously. It will rock your boxers. Balls to the walls. Extreme. To the max. That kind of thing.

And now I say goodbye to my non-existent friends now. Adiou monsiuer. (pardon my relatively bad Spanish)

K-o-C

Clubs
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My Friends..er..friend
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People who I respect/Admire/Envy beyond all human limits.
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